oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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