Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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