He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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