He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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