lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
