I want to make a zoo with you.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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