do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
