im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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