Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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