No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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