i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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