You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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