hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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