fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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