White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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