If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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