I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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