Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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