it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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