I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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