Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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