if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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