did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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