best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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