Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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