I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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