so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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