The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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