is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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