he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
this will be a night to untag.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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