Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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