Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I bet he comes in French.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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