What a fucking waste of an outfit
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It's never too late to be topless.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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