just come out here and I will go home with you...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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