Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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