Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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