So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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