At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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