Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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