If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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