At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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