we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize