dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
MIDGETS
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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