is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's blow job season.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My vagina is very pro this idea
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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