We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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