grandma shit on top of the toilet
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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