Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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