lets start a swedish sibling band together
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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