I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
