i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize