Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Do vagina's smell?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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