i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
