butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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